Thursday, September 29, 2011

Cake and Me

Adventure Time Rap!

One chick and a cat go find the bad guys, find the bad guys, find the bad guys.
One chick and a cat go find the bad guys, find the bad guys, find the bad guys.

She's a cat. I'm human.
She's a cat. I'm human.
She's a cat, she's a cat, she's a cat, she's a cat, she's a cat.

Na na na.

Verse 1:
They've created a monster,
'Cause nobody wants to see Finn a' no more
They want Fionna - he's chopped liver.
You want more Fionna? This is what I'll give ya.
A spunky blonde girl rockin' a hot figure.
Some action that'll jump start your heart quicker
Than satisfaction I get from hanging out
With all my friends in Aaaa when they are congregating
And I'm fighting some baddies while deliberating (Hmmm)
On the prince's feelings I am still debating
'Cause he asked me on a date - he's no longer waiting.
I know you say he likes me Cakey
But this'll be my first date and you're complicating!
And the Ice Queen just won't let me be
Or let me be me, so let me see.
She tried magic powers to make me freeze,
But you just can't mess with Cake and me!
So come on chicks and giggle a bit - screw that!
Bust a move that's a critical hit.
And get ready, 'cause this show's about to get heavy.
Can't me and the prince just get it on already?

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
And Cake can come 'cause she works for free
'Cause we need to get the prince back in one piece
And you just can't mess with Cake and me!
I said this looks like a job for me
So come on Cake you can get stretchy.
'Cause the Ice Queen is up to something mean
And you just can't mess with Cake and me!

Verse 2:
I'm Fionna - the last human that's known'a
In the whole land of Aaaa with a cat that's grown up.
We fight all with an evil persona
So if you're an evil witch then we've already owned ya!
And Prince Gumball, askin' me to his ball,
Gets my guts twisted if I think of it all.
A real date! Oh my God I can't wait! And shnap!
It's a fact that I got Cake who is watchin' my back
But it's a disaster, such a catastrophe,
For me to find a dress that holds both my sword and sheath.
But it's all math!
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!
Rode Monochromicorn, saw fireworks and now I'm gonna
Use the crystal sword, 'cause I'm all about it.
Which is why you got it for me and our love don't doubt it.
You're interesting - and pretty good at wrestling
Investing your time with me and jesting.
*Psst*
Hey Cake did you just see the way he looked
In my eyes with that crazy gleam?
Play your dulcimer, while he sings to me.
Such a gent, I'm spent! Could this all be??

Chorus:

Now this looks like a job for me,
And dang this sword is so shiny!
Now I'm gonna date the prince, and it's clear to see.
That you just can't mess with Cake and me!
I said this looks like a job for me
But it's too hard to do in a dress you see
So I'll try for one night to get all pretty
Still you just can't mess with Cake and me!

Verse 3:
So on to the ball with a girly white dress.
Feelin' super awkward, think I'm lookin' a mess.
For a tomboy, this is causin' me stress,
Worse than that Lumpy Space Prince in distress.
And Marshall Lee? He only confuse me.
You red-eating vamp, I always feel like you use me.
Just 'cause I'm into the prince, don't feel like you lose me!
So I go, the prince gave me the signal
To go up to his tower and be there with my heart full of new hope
Suspenseful with a satchel ever since waiting up here deep in the shadows.
So then Gumball he comes to see me,
But then something seems real eerie,
'Cause he comes off just so creepy
And it's the Ice Queen fooling me!
But it's not the first time she's tried to fool me,
Or put a dude right into a deep freeze,
Or take somebody's identity
And try to make us all feel sorry. (Awww!)
But you know that never works
'Cause when Cake's tail frizzes out, you know she'll emerge.
She will bust right in and set us free,
'Cause you just don't mess with Cake and me!

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me,
But Gumball ain't my destiny
'Cause the whole time it was the evil queen
And you just don't mess with Cake and me!
Still this looks like a job for me,
Even though my guts feel ripped out clean,
Too bad the whole thing wasn't just a dream!
'Cause you just don't mess with Cake and me!

La-la-la-la-la x8

Prince!

Sorry. You know I don't need a boyfriend right now.

Although that Ice King is pretty dreamy...